Ricky Balboa, Ladies and Gentlemen...

Gazo: How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe. 

Ricky Balboa: Condominiums? 

Gazo: Yeah, condominiums. 

Ricky Balboa: I never use 'em

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSGweaROZBQ

[to Mitt Romney, about a rematch with Ricky on Super Tuesday] 

Chris Christie: He's all wrong for us, baby. I saw you beat that man like I never saw no man get beat before, and the man kept coming after you. Now we don't need no man like that in our lives.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sutS7C7WQSc

[Ricky says to Mickey after the Primary Election]  Ricky Balboa: I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.  Ricky Balboa: [after his Obama.. what a snob speech] What's that in your ear there?  Mickey: What it is, is I hear stupid things better.

Adrian: Do you know how to drive? 

Ricky Balboa: Do I know how to drive? I drive airplanes and bulldozers. I'll drive you crazy if you give me a chance. You know what I mean?

[Before Arizona Republican Presidential Debate]

Rush Limbaugh: You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder.                                     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0CXUv-xxtY

Mickey: This guy don't just want to win, you know. He wants to bury you, he wants to humiliate you, he wants to prove to the whole world that you was nothing but some kind of a... a freak the first time out. He said you were a one time lucky bum!  Well now I don't wanna get mad in a biblical place like this, but I think you're a hell of a lot more than that kid! A hell of a lot!

But now wait a minute, if you wanna blow this thing, if you wanna blow it, then damn it I'm gonna blow it with ya. If you wanna stay here, I'll stay with ya. I stay with ya. 

Mitt Romney: [after slapping Rocky in the face with his left hand] Now you didn't even see that comin', did ya? And that's comin' from a broken down punk like me. What... what do ya think the Obama would do to ya?  Ricky Balboa: Hurt me bad, I guess...  Romney: Na, he'd hurt ya permanent. Permanent!

[at the end of an exhausting Republican Primary, Ricky lands a knockout punch at Mitt Romney but sends them both falling onto the ring] 

Adrian: [shocked] Oh! 
Referee: One! Two! 
Bill Baldwin: If he gets up, Romney will regain the title! If neither of them gets up, it's a draw and Romney will win the title automatically! The count... 
Referee: Four... 
Chris Christie: [calling to Romney] Get up, my Man! 
Rush Limbaugh: GET ON YOUR FEET!

Adrian: [whispers] Get up.

Referee: [Pandemonium in the stadium grows] Six! Seven! 
Paulie: [Screams] Get up! 
Referee: Eight! 
Anne Romney: GET UP! 
Referee: Nine... 

[Finally admitting that Ricky deserves the championship, Romney collapses; Mary Anne moans]  

Referee: [Ricky at the last second stands up] TEN! YOU'RE OUT! 

[Paulie and Adrian screams in happiness; Mickey yells] 
Bill Baldwin: He made it at the last second! Ricky Balboa has shocked the world! He is the new Republican Presidential Nominee for 2012!  (and the heavyweight champion of the world)