Thursday, November 18, 2010

...if you touch my junk

In Sep 2001, some a-holes got on a few planes and crashed a couple of them into the twin towers. The TSA promptly increased security on cabin baggage. Another idiot brought aboard a bomb in a shoe, and since then everyone has to go through security barefoot. Then the crazies tried to blow up a flight with exploding soda, and we are having to take liquids in doll-house containers. Not to be unfazed, one lunatic decides to bring in his bomb in his underwear - and in response, everyone gets to be photographed naked by the TSA's latest toy - the full body scanner. Either that, or the grope check.

Now, who wants to bet that the next move by the crazies would be to go the drug-mule way and sneak in their dope through their body cavities? Then everyone will get a free prostrate exam before they can board a flight. In order for it to be less invasive, the TSA might recommend a colonoscopy instead, so that they can take pictures and view it in a secure location!

Coming soon!!! La Porte de l'Enfer' - to an airport near you.


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